May 2013
Parents: Teenagers don't communicate anymore
Parents : Teenagers don't speak to us any more
Parents: It's all Facebook messaging now
Parents : No one communicates with their children
Parents : It's all about communication
Parents: Teenagers should talk to us more
Teenager: Well, I'm really stressed out about these test and lately i've felt really crap and-
Parents: Gosh, all you do is moan.
“Women who are too sexual aren’t taken seriously, and women who aren’t sexual...”
– (via ceedling)
If you’re pretty, you’re an object. If you’re ugly, you’re a worthless object.
We really really really can’t win.
(via thedollydamnllama)
humanofthefallencastiel:
sterekdestiel:
purgaytoryhappenedbitches:
weekendship:
carry-on-my-wayward-butt:
sherlockisthenight:
mishacollnis:
look at this gif carefully
he is not even close to the shelf
it wasnt his perfect butt who crashed it
it was his wings
wings
wings (ʘ‿ʘ✿)
GUYS LOOK AT THE MIRROR AT THE TOP HIS FEET ARE SO FAR AWAY FROM THE THING
ARE YOU TRYING TO KILL...
claudia-in-wonderland:
misscatthief:
god bless the people who upload tv shows to the internet
And books, games, music, etc. Basically anything that I can download for free instead of having to buy it.
Everyone says that Chandler is the best...
arkhamsiren:
lunanevada:
(gifs and pictures not mine)
…..THAT PHONE AT THE BEGINNING, I THOUGHT IT WAS A BUMPY DRAGON-SHAPED BUT PLUG/DILDO THING, OMFGGG
darrynek:
itshinyu:
darrynek:
why get a job when you can get hit by cars and sue the drivers
And then you get injured and possibility die? I don’t think so.
get rich or die tryin dont you know the fuckin motto
virtual-heroin:
queen-of-bakerstreet:
ihuggedmikeyway:
aangnog:
pearlsandlockets:
aangnog:
we all masturbate in the same language
and what language is this?
loneliness
that was deep
so were my fingers last night
omg
eracist:
I’m really good at stuff until people watch me do that stuff
pegthepatriarchy:
Eat that pussy and be grateful. There’s starving nice guys in fedoras who don’t have any.
poopflow:
ah yes i have finally found it
the g spot
