Reblog if you're kissing no one at midnight on new... →
when i'm trying to get a friend to watch doctor...
me: i will play you the song of my people
me: doo wee ooo
when I finally have sex
some guy: now I know you're a virgin so you probably don't know much about -
me: no I read fanfiction I got this
Reblog if it's still 2011 in your country.
The Day Doctor Who Ends
we'd probably liveblog the end of the world
ahh my mom just got hit by a rock omg!!!!
rip mommy u were a good bitch
flood is coming!!
omg water is in my house
nO NOT MY COMPUter
it's ok i have service on my phone guys
OMG MY SISTER IS DROWnING
aw a fireman is here
he's giving my sister mouth 2 mouth
i ship it omg
otp; i know how to save a life
whoa the earth is like breaking open
When I accidentally hit my pet. →
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Today I broke my record for days of not dying. I...
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Saw a commercial for a pill that "makes the fat...
hufflepufflevelsarehigh: accio pop tart
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Reblog this if you AREN'T homophobic.
meowbitcheslovemcr: Just want to see how many of my followers actually reblog this.
friend: mulan isnt even a princess
dishonor on you
dishonor on your whole family
DISHONOR ON YOUR COW