I’m the kind of girl who is quiet in large groups...
My train of thought throughout the day.
Me: oh god i don't want to wake up
great it's cold
school why school why can't i be at hogwarts
omg i hate everything right now i want to go back to sleeeeeeep
ugh why am i even here
these people are morons
why do i even exist
oh wow food
i should not be eating this right now
is the day over yet?
finally home time
great now i face my siblings
was i born into a family or the mentally incompetent or
OH GOD WHAT AM I EATING I NEED TO STOP
i should really study right now
i should be reading
i need to start jogging
i'm so tired
oh wow i'm full now
i need to sleep
how is it 2am already what
im waiting for the moment to do this in math class
teacher: what unit of measurement-
me: in daylights
teacher: thats not-
me: in sunsets
me: in midnights
teacher: you cant-
me: in cups of coffee
teacher: thats impossi-
me: in inches
teacher: yes! thats what i-
me: in miles
teacher: but you just-
me: in laughter
me: in strife
teacher: *opens mouth*-
me: in five hundred-twenty five thousand-six hundred minutes
teacher: well in this case you dont measure in ti-
me: how about looooooooooooooooove
teacher: i give up
me: measure in looooooooooove
me: seasons of loooooooooooooooove (attempt to harmonize with myself)
http://www.tomscott.com/weather/starwars/ That awkward moment when it’s always like Hoth in Canada.
CANADA IS PASSING A SOPA COPY IN 14 DAYS. EVEN IF... →
demonauphe: astudyintruffle: forgottenplayground: itsrainingcatsandpumps: the letter is already written, so all you have to do is click send. Reblogging for all you Canadians out there.
Reblog if you have in any way been emotionally...
My relationship with fandom:
Fandom: "You're a Sherlockian and a Whovian, on Tumblr too, so you've seen Moffuckery. You've seen pain and suffering. You've experienced it yourself."
Me: "Yes, I have. Far too much for a lifetime."
Fandom: "Do you want to see more?"
Me: "Oh God, yes."
A lovely friend enjoys wasting money and totally bought me Ten’s screwdriver. I also bought a t-shirt today. “The Expressions of Darth Vader.” And cried in WalMart.
slutjiro: one time i was at mcdonalds and they didnt put the wet floor sign down so i tripped and fell on my ass in front of everyone and when i went up to the counter the guy whispered to me “its ok one time i farted on my girlfriend before sex”
Anonymous asked: How do you feel about Tim Roth?
If SOPA passes
Facebook user: oh well, it was fun while it lasted
Twitter user: guess I can't tweet anymore. that's too bad
Tumblr user: I'm going to steal the declaration of independence