June 2012
speedofdarkness:
cardinaldanger:
...
‘Kay but really though. I’m down for Greg cuddles.
looking at myself: why
myreligioniskindness:
I am legitimately turned on when people say intelligent things
It’s not usually a problem, since people don’t usually say intelligent things
Alright. Enough with the Greg feels, Tabitha. You hardly know this person. Stop it. Now.
cadelicious:
Dear Teacher:
Give me an hour
A prompt about my OTP
And a computer
Then you’ll see how fucking talented I am
✂: post photo of yourself æ: tell 5 things about your best friend ✌: share 5 things that you really want ♡: share 5 favourite songs ❁: share 5 favourite blogs ✓: tell 5 facts about yourself ♧: share 5 facts about your appearance ☆: share your current mood ✖: something you hate ☼: something you love ϟ: ask anything
in my history class today
some girl: i dont get why guys like lesbian porn so much i mean its weird its not like theres any girls that like gay porn seriously
me: sinks down slowly into my chair until i sink through the floor and into the depths of hell
May 2012
Teacher: Schools almost over
Teacher: and this is crazy
Teacher: but here's three projects
Teacher: due by friday
galifianafuck:
if there is actually going to be a zombie apocalypse i will:
take car
go to mum’s
kill phil
grab liz
go to the winchester
have a nice cold pint
and wait for all this to blow over
I suppose this used to happen quite often
James: Lily?
Lily: Mmmm
James: I may have wrapped Harry in my invisibility cloak for his nap...and now I can't find him.
Lily:
James:
Lily:
James:
Lily:
James: ...but I swear, the last time I saw him he was somewhere in the room.
how my mother works
me: mom i got all A's
mom:
me: mom i cleaned the whole house
mom:
me: mom i don't do drugs and i'm not pregnant
mom:
mom: is this your cup on the table?
me: yes
mom: you never do anything right i do for you all day long and you do nothing for me but stress me out you are so out of control you are grounded if you think you had no life before you just wait i cant believe you treat your own mother this way get out of my sight
News in Britain: stamps have gone up 14 pence
News in America: cannibal eats man's face
maybelletea:
you know those feels
when you’re so into something
and you just wanna talk about it all the time but everyone else around you would be like wat
becausehiddles:
*drapes self all over the avengers*
donghaestongue:
Have you ever watched your friends from afar and realized they seem happier without you.
