elizabitchtaylor: Since most of us are in bed with our laptops I like to think it means we’re kind of in bed together
one third of me: I want a relationship so much, relationships are so cute
one third of me: sex sex sex I want sex fuck relationships lets be slutty lol
one third of me: fuck everyone I hate people kill yourselves
when 12 year olds think they're in love
mickjiggles: Why does everyone associate heavy metal with Satan? For all we know Satan could like smooth jazz.
nothing-rhymes-with-ianto: forevermycariad: “@Team_Barrowman - twitvid.com/3LYEZ - Help me team Barrowman. JB” I just….I can’t! I just can’t handle JB anymore! I’m dying from laughter! I love these dogs and their owners and in general I love this family! OH MY GOD I CAN’T TAKE IT. Scott and John are literally the best people ever. I just love how pervy they are. ...
me when I go anywhere
me: ugh there are people here
Me: I won't get jealous
Me: Who's this fucking whore
thundergoddess: if u ever feel down just remember that samuel l jackson did an impression of nicki minaj
Reblog if you're a lip biter.
harpaea: snarkysloan: harpaea: do you ever think about how weird reading is our eyes are able to scan these different symbols and construct the scenarios and concepts they describe in our mind and these concepts have the power to twist our emotions and make us cry and laugh and wow reading is weird ”..wow reading is weird“ Really? Of all the beautiful words that has ever graced this...
how to get a bikini ready bod
pizzaforpresident: weaveittome: 1. Put on bikini Good Job! Wasn’t that easy! 2. Revel in your own beauty. Admire the fact that you are indeed a stone fox That wasn’t so hard was it 3.Drink beers,read a book,make a snack… I dunno you’re pretty much done here And there are 3 easy tips to having a bikini ready bod. are you listening, girls?
mulletstomper replied to your post: mulletstomper replied to your post: Because the… Let’s go to the movies I wanna take u 2 the movies EFFOOOOORT
mulletstomper replied to your post: Because the world doesn’t know yet: it wasn’t even the othER DAY IT WAS LIKE TWO WEKES AOG SBO You know I luh you, Dahwa. QUIT BEING MEAN. I’m over it [:
Because the world doesn't know yet:
Dahwa called me fat the other day, guys.
Friend: Hey, what's up?
Me: Sorry it's my day off from life. Try again later.